Some Church Members I've Known
1.  Church Hobo
Characteristics:  Hops from church to church;  Chooses a church much like he would choose a restaurant for eating out.  Whatever pleases him at the moment is where he goes;  Loyalty is lacking.
2.  Roulette Player
Characteristics: Spins his list of activities (fishing, golfing, work, sports, church) and attends only if the other activities don't get selected
3.  Window Shopper
Characteristics:  Likes to attend church without the pressure of commitment; faithful in attending on Sunday morning but never formally joins a church; Often becomes a church hobo
4.  Comatose
Characteristics:  Physically present but has not taken an active part in any ministry in years;  Comes out of habit or duty;